And your tap.

Never sue a major media company. They can offer full view of the court session that burnt your arse online - no suscription required!

The entire NKF-SPH lawsuit entertains more than all their televised stunts shows combined, times gazillion. And as usual, Singaporeans' typical solution to all problems big or small - supermangovernment to the rescue. Sometimes I feel like I am living in an Utopian novel. This country seems almost too fictional to function.

Speaking of SPH and fiction, I am heading down to the News Centre later in the day for the 24hour playwriting competition. Yes. I do harbour a secret desire to perhaps win something, even though I had earlier told my bunkmates with clear nonchalance that it's just for the 'pure fun and experience.' So at least if the pigs start flying when they announce the results in October, I can say "Oh. I totally forgot about it! This is such a surprise."

Don't judge me.